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I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you’d be like ‘Huh? What the hell is this?’, but if it’s in a fruit basket you’re like ‘This is nice!.’”
“I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that’s 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says ‘go outside.’”
“About a month ago I got a cactus. A week later, it died. I was really depressed because I was like ‘Damn! I am less nurturing than a desert.’ (Ladies, that’s not true)”
flysparrowfly said,
February 26, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Dude, whatever. If someone mailed me an apple, I’d have two thoughts going through my head – “Someone’s trying to kill me Snow White style” or “F-in a, a freakin apple, yesssss.”