Quotes

February 11, 2008 at 3:44 pm (Uncategorized)

A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
Demetri Martin

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
Demetri Martin

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades…or a game of fake heart attack.
Demetri Martin

“I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you’re really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you’re saying: ‘Hope I don’t get chased today.’ ‘Be nice to people in sneakers.’”

2 Comments

  1. sethmclain said,

    “A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay. ”

    Heh, wtf?
    I don’t get that at all..
    I thought they kept out evil dreams!?

  2. flysparrowfly said,

    “I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.” That’s hella quality, right there. I can totally imagine it….good times.

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